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image for Shanna Moakler resigns as a Miss USA Pageant executive director Shanna Moakler resigned? Donald Trump is a world class wimp.

Just one day after learning that Carrie Prejean will keep her Miss California crown, state pageant director Shanna Moakler resigned. Can you blame her in view of the weak kneed approach of "The Donald" who owns the Miss USA pageant?

The famed cobra strike of Donald Trump is now the strike of a garter snake.

According to a report in Us magazine, the co-pageant director and former Miss USA said it was "in her best interest to resign."

Well, at least there is one person in the Miss USA pageant who isn't a pimp or a whore and that would be Shanna Moakler. Trump functions more like a pimp-in-charge than a businessman. A real businessman would have canned Carrie Prejean for multiple contract violations.

Boo, Donald, You suck! Now the only person who seems to have some integrity is gone. Shanna Moakler is not only beautiful, she is a class act, something that had been sadly missing on the Miss USA management team.

"I cannot with a clear conscious move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth," she said. "I want to be a role model for young [women] with high hopes of pageantry, but now feel it more important to be a role model for my children. I am sorry and hope I have not let any young supporters down but wish them the best of luck in fulfilling their dreams."

Prejean was named first runner-up at the April 19 pageant, when she cause a firestorm by responding to a judge's question by saying she favored limiting marriage to a man and a woman. It was a tactless answer to a loaded question and it cost her the pageant crown.

Shortly afterward, Moakler and her co-director Keith Lewis criticized the beauty queen for appearing in advertisements for groups opposed to same-sex marriage and for failing to reveal that she had posed in racy photos.

Lewis slammed Prejean Monday, saying her actions caused the Miss California title to be "hijacked," preventing them from doing the necessary "work at hand after she failed to show for Miss California events.

Moakler and Lewis appointed Prejean's runner up in the state pageant to be a "Beauty of California Ambassador" to fulfill any duties that Prejean could not.

But at a press conference Tuesday, Donald Trump, the owner of the Miss Universe pageant and the man who ultimately allowed Prejean to keep her crown, said that after hours of meeting in his office, Prejean, Moakler and Lewis were getting along "very well."

What a crock!

Moakler has appeared in her own ad supporting gay rights, shooting a print ad on April 28 that slammed Proposition 8, the initiative that banned gay marriage in California. This was one of the events that Carrie Prejean failed to show for.

Shanna you are the one who had some integrity. You are the heroine in this 'goat rope. Donald Trump is now a world class wimp. He should have known better.

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