In a bid to strengthen their relationship with other Booger Countians, the Muslim Community of near-by Baghdad, Tennessee is planning to throw Boogertown a party after Main Street is roped off Saturday night.
There will be barbecued goat, coos coos salad and more barbecued goat.
It will be an exciting evening of entertainment, veil dancing, fine-dining barbecued goat-style and all around gracious anguish and hostility.
"This is a great idee they done had", stated Mayor Halls. "Those people are regular people just like us Boogertown people only different. We need to throw them a party sometimes, as soon as we can figure out what they eat. Of course we know they eat coos coos and barbecued goat. That's two things right there. I know they don't eat pork or beef or do they eat beef? Maybe that's them Fondues. I know, we'll barbecue some catfish. Bet they'd eat that, though I'm not sure I would, come to think about it."
So everyone is invited. Bring a hearty appetite for barbecued goat and a translation dictionary. Most ages are welcome.
But no Boomers please.