Written by LukeONE

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Is Jesus coming back today (4/28/2009)? Those of us who are keeping track of the prophecies of the Mayans where it is said that the end of this age will end on Friday December 21, 2012.

In the Book of Revelations there is a tribulations period of time that will last 7 years. This period of time is divided into two half's each 3 ½ years.

The number 666 represents the Anti-Christ and on 4/28/2009 there are exactly two periods of 666 days starting on Tuesday 4/28/2009! We all know that Jesus has to comeback before the beginning of this tribulation period.

This is why I think that Jesus is coming back tomorrow.

It is imperative that you let your Christian friends know about this. It maybe to late! Don't travel, stay at work or home.

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