Written by bonzodog64

Thursday, 9 April 2009

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Despite initial reservations, it would seem that the creative muse has visited herself upon the producer in the form of his most recent film.

Critics praise Tarantino's latest offering as a return to form. "Pump factions" is a lesbian, vampire Nun , martial arts extravaganza combining elements of traditional "Grind house" movies, "Planet of the apes" and an emotive soundtrack written by Link Wray after he had downed an industrial quantity of Jack Daniels.

The story takes place in the Vatican City and includes breathtaking car chases, gun battles and scenes of gratuitous cruelty to women.

The Pontiff made a statement claiming "Oi Vai, enough with the violence and swearing already, you had a nice little number renting videos but no! You had to throw it away on this cheap, derivative, formulaic drivel. Oh my life. Hey, you look like you put on a little weight huh? Those slacks and that top, what were you thinking... with brown loafers, Oi va voi."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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