Written by Johnny Cool

Sunday, 5 April 2009

This is the big question many people are asking around the world as to whether they should look like a ninja warrior or just to be themselves - damn well ugly.

We have compiled a list of the advantages and disadvantages of wearing a veil.

The advantages

If you've had a bad hair do you can hide under the veil

You don't need to shave everyday,

Its one way of getting all your cousins into the country,

Its one way of doing job sharing without your employee finding out.

You can pretend your one of the girls

If a man -you can go to the ladies changing rooms and have a right eyeful.

After a bank robbery they would never find you

Disadvantages of not wearing a veil

People realise you are actually ugly

Can't get your cousins into the country

Can't borrow one another's driving licences or passports.

Your mum will see you have gone shopping and not to college or work

People can see the hairs in your nose

More chance of being caught doing a bank robbery

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Topics: Ugly, Veil
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