Written by KendoMonkey

Sunday, 22 June 2003

Sometimes we all wake up in the morning and ask ourselves this question: "How do I fill the gap in my life that's been left gaping, by the departure of Birds of a Feather from our TV screens?"

Well, I know I woke up this morning with exactly that question on my brain. Oh, how I would laugh at Dorien's constantly rancid sexual practises, Sharon's compulsive obsessive over-eating, and Tracy's consistent inability to pronounce her own son's name correctly. Was he called Garf, Tracy? Was he?!

Oh the japes and the jokes. The comedy situations that they found themselves in varied so wildly each week, it was near impossible to predict the next minute, never mind the next episode!

If anyone from the BBC is reading this, please take note.

We want to see "Birds of a Feather II" on the airing schedule for 2004.

If you wish to join the campaign, please send emails to: birds@thespoof.com. Birds of a feather - we must stick together!!

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