... You don't need a partner to juggle.
... Having blue balls isn't a bad thing.
... You don't have to worry about how many other people your partner has juggled with.
... Jugglers aren't judged by the size of their balls.
... You don't have to wear protection.
... You don't have to worry if your juggling partner is a minor.
... After juggling, you can do it again right away.
... Easier to keep balls in the air for long periods of time.
... Don't need nine months to recover from a mistake.
... When you finish, your balls are just as hard as when you started.