Written by norma snockers

Monday, 23 March 2009

image for Why women prefer guns to men A gun doesn't leave dirty socks or underwear in a pile next to the hamper.

10. A gun doesn't mind if you stop and ask for directions.

9. A gun doesn't ever reek of beer or cigars.

8. A gun won't pout if you have a headache.

7. A gun always goes anywhere with you and never asks, "Do we have to go there again?"

6. You can buy fancy new grips for your gun and it won't complain about how they look or fit.

5. A gun doesn't leave dirty socks or underwear in a pile next to the hamper.

4. A gun doesn't come with an ex-wife or a mother.

3. Guns never have comb-overs, beer bellies, or rear cleavage.

2. A gun will never ignore you in favour of watching sports.

And The Top Reason Why Women Prefer Guns To Men.....

1. Guns don't hog the TV remote

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