Want to help bring unrest and fear to the people of the world? Want to have an ideology that says "Fuck you" to capitalism? Then our handy Communist ideology is just the thing.
Yes, you will be the envy of all your friends as you spread your ideology across the globe. Thrill as you bring the world close to World War 3. Gasp as your very own Red Army parades on May Day.
Yes the Communist ideology. Developed by the Marx brothers-Karl, Friedrich and Harpo.
And yours free when you order the Communist Ideology-a little red book.