Written by Earl Grey

Monday, 2 March 2009

image for Innovations Catalogue Item No 3 Never again

The Never Ending Toilet Roll. Yes buying toilet paper will be a thing of the past! Now all you need is one toilet roll. As you reach the last sheet of paper just drop the roll in a bowl of lukewarm water and hey presto! A full roll of toilet paper.

Yes with the Never Ending Toilet Roll you will never feel that dreaded panic again.

Guaranteed labrador puppy repellant too.

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