Written by MsTerri

Saturday, 28 February 2009

It seem that Rush Limbaugh is not so popular with women and wants to know how he can fix this problem.

Let's see: he's obese, bald, obnoxious, impotent, a drug addict, and smokes stinky cigars and has a boil on his ass..All the qualifications women "adore" in a man.

Last time he had a date was with the very manly Ann Coulter who said he farted a lot and kept wanting to arm wrestle with her.

So Rush, lose the weight,lose the drugs and lose your mouth. Oh, wait, that means you lose the cash all the ditto-heads love to see you get while they eat out of the dumpster.

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