Written by Earl Grey

Saturday, 28 February 2009

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If so, ring the best. Get Barrymore. We guarantee to clean the pool and the surrounding area. It will be spotless. No stains no fuss.

Got something nasty floating in your pool? Get Barrymore. We can deal with any pool based accident.

Dozens of satisfied customers. Inspector Knacker of Scotland Yard had this to say" We looked all round the pool, but Barrymore had really cleaned up! We couldn't find anything".

Got an unwanted guest at your pool party? Get Barrymore. If your name's not down then you're going to drown.

Yes Barrynore gets literally up to his elbows in muck at the pool. He loves it.

If you order before the end of March we will throw in an inflatable murder victim!

Remember get Barrymore!!

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Topics: Pool, Swimming
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