Written by IN SEINE

Sunday, 15 February 2009

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My goodness!

What do we do now?

So, what do we have here?

Has anyone seen my watch?

Yes it is sharp enough, don't worry.

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!

Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.

What do you mean he's not insured?

Damn! Page 24 of the manual is missing!

Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse!

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