What do you want?
Sorry mate you must have wandered in here by mistake.
Now don't get a strop on mah sahn or I'll have no option but to sort it.
This is the Magazine section, yeah?
And I'm having a fag innit?
You want points then go to to the Headlines page.
Makes no fackin odds to me.
Jast fack orf or I'll fackin give yer a good levverin.
You can't come in here without a tie.
Is that clear?
Yeah, go on, fack orf.
Wot You Lookin' At?