Written by NODDY

Monday, 9 February 2009

Trains have slight delays in both directions, the roads are looking good except townbound where roadworks are causing holdups.

There are no delays on tube lines (where appropriate) and buses running normally. All flights on time.

More in half an hour.

And now, Victor Lewis-Smith presents the comedy show "Colostomy bag and matching shoes" with subtitles.

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