Written by Illusnist

Thursday, 22 January 2009

Everybody wants to make their life a little better. We've sent out a score of interviewers, and had them talk to blokes wandering around aimlessly in front of our building, and composed a list of the top 10 ways for anyone to make their life better.

  1. Win The Lottery
  2. Marry A Rich Person
  3. Get A Job
  4. Drive A Sports Car
  5. Eat More Oysters
  6. Cure A Major Disease
  7. Change Identity With Someone Successful
  8. Discover Something Entirely New
  9. Rediscover Something Completely Forgotten
  10. Move To A Place Where No One Knows You

There you have it. Any one of these wonderful ideas will change your life completely. For those who suffer from extreme low self confidence, it may be necessary to use more than one of these methods to make any notable change.

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Topics: 10 Things, life
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