Written by walter

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

o Are they all of your age?
o Of course not. Some are as old as daddy.
o Well, if warlords' kids are sent to you for work, can you use them?
o Warlords' kids do not come for work; they come for supervision. They sign letters. At this moment, one of the justices said:
o Your honor, this kid must be a genius to successfully pass the undergraduate, graduate and post graduate programs in six years. Now Chief justice asked the man:
o Do you have anything to say in reply?
o I didn't have to study. Professors, like this man sitting over there, prepared all the answers; if I had time I would copy the answers; otherwise, they themselves would do it for me. They say I am very bright. All my grades are straight A+. My daddy did the same; he is a PhD. You see, you have been brought up in a backward society. You were told that "honesty is the best policy". You were misled by empty mottos such as "of the people, by the people, for the people". You know nothing about new education methods i.e. OBE.
o Tell you what. From time immemorial, anyone who could fight and join a warlord, had the right to live and benefit from all privileges. Bystanders, you call them silent majority, have no right to live, let alone being fed. They must work hard like a bee and deliver the honey like a bee. If they fail in their responsibilities, they must be severely punished. I ask you all. Give me an instance in the history of mankind that I am wrong. I am a "go getter". And I get whatever I want.

Now some people in the hall started booing him. The warlord's son shouted, "Shut up, you miserable faithless!", but the booing continued. At this juncture, the CEO beckoned at a man standing at the entrance who blew his whistle and in a second fifty armed men raided the hall. They waived their AK-47 rifles in the air, shouting: "Down with the faithless. Long live the Chief."

Thus, the selection of the king of the thieves was disrupted. When the CEO was escorted out by his foaming armed men, the maimed judges and jury, struggled to find their way out.

End
This is the end or rather the tip of the iceberg. The devils are consolidating their forces.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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