Written by walter

Thursday, 5 February 2009

o Yes, sir! What I do is fantastic. I find a book in foreign languages. Next, I remove the cover, title page and any reference that may reveal the identity of the original author. Then, I put my name on the book and find someone to publish it. Of course, with pornographic CDs around no one anymore reads any serious book, let alone say French books; therefore, I offer generous commissions to colleagues who make it a compulsory textbook. Also I sign contracts with government agencies to purchase the books, on a fifty-fifty basis. Based on what I said, I believe I am a qualified candidate.

Silence fell upon the hall. All eyes were turned to the chief justice and justices. Now chief justice, wiping his nose on the stump of his amputated hand, said:
o Although I have not been to school, but I well remember my brief days. We were told that plagiarism was a kind of theft calling for sever punishment. Therefore, it is not unprecedented. The next contestant was a surgeon.
o I am a surgeon, urinary tract. No sooner had he started than the chief justice grabbed his crutch and banged it on the bench, saying
o Shut up, you bastard. You wanna give us the details how you remove the good kidneys of your patients to be sold to someone needing a kidney? Shut up. Next.
o I am the director of a giant multimillion-dollar soft drink enterprise. Announcer asked:
o How old are you, sir?
o 24.
o Do you have any assets in the company?
o What do you mean?
o I mean machinery, building, money etc.
o Well, I sign the checks. At this time, chief justice, looking very angry, asked:
o Did you inherit the company?
o Well, when I was 18, I was given the job of Manager, Western Region. One year later, Northern Region; two years later, Eastern Region and on the 4th year Southern Region. Finally, I was offered the job of CEO. The announcer asked:
o Do we know your daddy, sir?
o Of course you do, but I am not going to reveal his name here.
o Did your daddy establish the company?
o At the beginning, no. When daddy was my age, he used to work on the floor for the company. Later, the faithless corrupt boss of the company fired my daddy? Chief justice asked:
o Why?
o Because my daddy according to the corrupt laws of the faithless could not be hired.
o Why?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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