Interviewed at the Old Soldier's Rest Home & Canteen, former General Norman Schwarzkopf spoke to reporters yesterday about how he could've dealt with the War on Terror a little differently:
I could've gone through the whole of Iraq like a bowie knife through hot shit if they had wanted me too. I could have then crushed Iran and cut off that little dictator's nuggets in North Korea within six months but no one in Washington would let me.
I tell you, I got so sick of that weasley little 'Wouldn't be prudent', I could have saved the whole world from all this present pile of horse hockey!
If the Big Cheese wanted these little turds handed to him, I'd brought them in three bodybags and set them on fire on the White House Porch.
Cheney was Secretary of Defense back then. They musta had something good on him cause he was different later. But let him try to shoot ME in the face!
I've been thinking about doing it anyway, but word got out and they had me brought here.
Don't tell anybody...but I STILL may sneak out and get those fairy carmaker CEOs.