Randy Andy, the Village Idiot of Tanyard, Ohio and President-elect of The United Union of Village Idiots pronounces the last word for the Idiots with contempt.
"Who's the idiot here? Well, I am. And I say we are for the socialized services uh DISEASES!!! No...Medicine.
"Does anybody care that our brains hurt? With specialized diseases we'd get brain transplants to take the place of these..uh..well, we'd not be plants no more ourselves.
"But does anybody give a duck? No! I've wet my pants. See...we would no longer wet our pants. No, the present president wet my pants. Politicks is herrible!He's ....ed like me over our brains hurting? NO!!
"Look somebody censored the word .....ed ....ed!! They won't let me say ....ed! Well, he done wet my pants.
"I also urinated in his cooler, Right, you can say 'urinated' but you can't say ....ed!
"Where was I?
"Oh, over here on this tree stump! The Newnited Gumbys of America support us on this. Their Brains don't hurt cause they've been removed but they're for free social diseased brains.
"Long story short..Brains Hurt! We're all ....ed because we can't pay for Chinese import brains so we need socialized diseases!!" (That your thumb? You got a big thumb!)
Randy Andy (Sir, kindly remove your thumb)