Creepy kid Justin Thyme, who claims to see dead people, not unlike that spook out of that movie with Bruce Willis in it announced today that he was quite happy with his unusual 'gift'.
'Other kids go to bed and they see bogey men hiding in the wardrobe' the irritating little shit told us. 'But it's not like that for me.'
So what exactly is it like? we asked.
'Well,' Justin said. 'If I want a bit of a laugh I can drag up Laurel and Hardy, or Bob Hope, and they're right there in my room performing just for me. I can get Tony Hancock, Flanagan and Allen, Les Dawson, and if I'm feeling a bit controversial I can always call up Bernard Manning.'
But is it all about comedians? we asked.
'Of course not,' the creepy little fucker told us. Smugly it must be said. 'If I want music I've got Lennon, Hendrix, Marvin Gaye, Freddie Mercury and that Morrison bloke out of the Doors. And I can get almost the entire cast out of Dad's Army doing it, just for me.'
At which point our reporting team had to get the hell out of there before somebody strangled the arrogant little bastard.
More as we get it.