Written by Mahavishnu BBZ

Sunday, 16 November 2008

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Join today, and reap some of our benefits including;

free candlelit pureed meal

Alzheimer's sufferers welcome

nude bingo every Thursday

50 brands of gin available at bar

weak tea and boring biscuits also served

Alzheimer's sufferers welcome

bring-a-waterbottle nights

colostomy friendly

Alzheimer's sufferers welcome

huge Louis L'amour & Danielle Steel reading room

extra-squeaky rocking chairs

knitting circle (no sharing needles!)

rude care-workers welcome

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