Having seen the effects of smear campaigning on the voters, the candidates made an agreement to only say nice things about each other at a recent meeting.
"For a black guy you sure do talk well." offered McCain.
"Senator McCain, you really do get around well for someone your age." stated Obama.
"Mr. Biden, for a guy from Delaware, you are a pretty nice guy." said McCain.
"Thank you. I try. You certainly have tried to get in touch with the lower classes lately, Senator McCain."
Sarah Palin pipes in "You fellas are fairly masculine for guys from the lower 48."
"And you are hot as hell, Governor Palin." leered Biden.
" I'd do you for breakfast, lunch and dinner and save some for dessert you're so yummy" cooed Obama.
"I noticed you were rather well endowed myself, Mrs. Palin." put in McCain.
"OK guys, lets turn the burner down to simmer now, got it?" said Palin, blushing despite her anger and making sure her blouse was buttoned up as high as it would go.