Written by Pointer

Thursday, 6 November 2008

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Dear P4YG,

I have never had a G-spot orgasm as far as I know. In fact, I do not even think I have a G-Spot. Some of my lovers have spent half the night digging around down thwere in adesperate search for the mysterous magical mound. Though I keep telling them that there probing does as much for my sexual response they just keep rubbing. Do you think I might be a good candidate for collagen injections in my so-called G-Spot? GOP who can't g-spot

Dear GOPWCGS,

Your sexual dysfunction may be a result of simple physiology. Many anatomists believe that the G-Spot is a phenomenon present only in women whose clitoris has roots deep enough that tghey protrude into the roof of the vagina forming the now famous Graffenburg Spot. Another possibility is that you possess the variation known as the GOP Spot.

This development quite common in the US and in parts of the UK seems to create a condition in which the G-Spot cannot function due to atrophy, paralysis or eight years of neglect. Laura Bush is a famous example of a person who has not been fucked right for most of her adult life.

When she was given collagen injections into the roof of her atrophied vagina, she reported incredible orgasms on the ride home. Sadly once she returned to normal marital relations, all pleasure ceased.

GOPWGCS, try the cheeky shots and good luck...but if the therapy is followed by sex with a Republican male, the prognosis is pretty, pretty bad!

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