'It's just not their forte,' a scouser said earlier this evening. 'Mancs just aren't naturally funny like us loveable scally scousers. They just don't get the humour because they're probably not all depressed and that.
'I must admit that I am getting a bit dizzy at the moment, what with our predominantly Spanish football team riding so high in the premiership and Senor Benitez occasionally going out for a pint down Scotty Road, but these Mancs are just taking liberties.
'I mean, we had the Beatles and Cilla and Jimmy Tarbrush and that. What did they ever have? Freddie and the friggin' Dreamers, Oasis and bloody James that's what.
'Them mancs should just call it a day and that's that. We won it five times after all, even though we played such MASSIVE clubs as Bruges and Malmo in two finals.
Just leave us alone you Manc swines. We know where you live.