Written by Morse

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

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Chicago, Il. /AP - Barack Hussein Obama II (ed. note. we think it's him) , set back journalism a century today with his new media policy just a week short of the Presidential election. Following a contentious interview with a Northwestern University Journalism student Obama handlers declared the candidate "off limits" to anyone but himself for on air interviews.

Northwestern University,located in a suburb of Chicago, long known for its journalism school, hosted the Presidential Candidate in part for a post graduate seminar in "fairness in the media" symposium.

The interview, conducted by 5th year graduate student, Misty Syntax, went like this:

MS: Welcome Senator Obama! Thank you for attending our symposium to discuss "fairness in the media."

BHO: What are you talking about! I was led to believe this was a rally for my own self!

MS: Well, Senator, in a way it is. You have the opportunity to discuss some of your proposals that will help the American People in this time of Economic Crisis. Let's start with your comments about "spreading the wealth around."

BHO: WTF!!! Are you related to that bitch reporter in Orlando? Don't tell me you are the daughter she should have aborted if she was a Democrat!

MS: Why no, Senator, my parents were happy married at the time I came into the world, and there actually is a name on my birth certificate that identifies MY father. But since you brought it up, what kind of Scotch did your father drink that caused the alcoholic rages, abuse to your mother as well as his other wives, and ultimately led to his 2 tragic automobile accidents?

BHO:Who the F****has been writing your questions?

MS: Actually Senator, I am just quoting from your best selling book, where you obviously have a gender identification problem and misplaced affection for your father, who by all accounts was a sweet talking, sexually prolific, goat herder who lost his job when he gave all the goats away to poor people.

BHO: As I have maintained all along, this is a racist country, and you are proving my point!

MS: I'm sorry you feel that way Senator, but I find it hard to believe that you and your wife who have benefited from this country's opportunities, like scholarships to Columbia and Harvard, would say something like that. Do you resent those gifts so much that you refuse to honor our flag by not placing your hand over your heart during the nation's anthem?

BHO: I worship and respect many flags. It just so happens that the US flag is not one of them, and the woman who is now my wife, who used to be my brother, Obama I (See earlier Spoof Expose), was not raised in this country and therefore owes no allegiance to it!

MS: I see Senator. But if that is the case, why do you want to be President of the United States?

BHO: I want the American people to suffer! Yes suffer! I want them to feel the pain the people in our major cities feel with Political corruption, out of control crime, misuse of public funds, and terrible education.....

MS: But Senator, it is a documented fact that all major cities in the US have been controlled by the Democratic Party for decades and nothing has improved despite the untold millions of earmarks from Congress and taxpayers money....

BHO: That's it...get out my face BITCH....who the F**** scheduled this lame photo op....can't be one of de Brothers....Leroy, find out who the White Honkey Bitch was that scheduled this cluster F**** and turn her out on the South Side ...better yet, trick her out in Gary by the steel mills!..We be outa' here!


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