Written by Skoob1999

Friday, 24 October 2008

Fred Shakespeare, a direct descendant of the Bard of Avon today sent a message to the US electorate.

"It makes no difference. Obama/McCain/McCain/Obama/Palin, Monty fucking Python, it makes no difference who you vote for.

They're all crap.

Stick to showbiz, it's what you do best.

Forget politics - you're just way too insular. Add to this the fact that most Presidents of the USA have been pure crap and you'll see why voting is a waste of gasoline.
JFK - I never shagged Marilyn Monroe, honest.

    LBJ - How many kids did you kill today?

    Richard Nixon - a global embarrassment.

    Gerald Ford - Who?

    Jimmy Carter - more famous for being a peanut farmer.

    George Bush - keep an eye on my family because we're more dangerous than the mafia.

    Bill Clinton - 'I never had sexual relations with that woman' (Yeah right)

    George Dubbya - declares war on tourists.

See? They were all crap.

Do the world a favour and go out on the porch to whittle some wood or something.

Jeeze, you people make Jed Clampett seem like a sophisticate.'"

Fred Shakespeare terminates message.

Secret Service on their way right now to terminate Fred Shakespeare.

Probably.

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