Fred Shakespeare, a direct descendant of the Bard of Avon today sent a message to the US electorate.
"It makes no difference. Obama/McCain/McCain/Obama/Palin, Monty fucking Python, it makes no difference who you vote for.
They're all crap.
Stick to showbiz, it's what you do best.
Forget politics - you're just way too insular. Add to this the fact that most Presidents of the USA have been pure crap and you'll see why voting is a waste of gasoline.
JFK - I never shagged Marilyn Monroe, honest.
- LBJ - How many kids did you kill today?
Richard Nixon - a global embarrassment.
Gerald Ford - Who?
Jimmy Carter - more famous for being a peanut farmer.
George Bush - keep an eye on my family because we're more dangerous than the mafia.
Bill Clinton - 'I never had sexual relations with that woman' (Yeah right)
George Dubbya - declares war on tourists.
See? They were all crap.
Do the world a favour and go out on the porch to whittle some wood or something.
Jeeze, you people make Jed Clampett seem like a sophisticate.'"
Fred Shakespeare terminates message.
Secret Service on their way right now to terminate Fred Shakespeare.