Written by Bureau

Friday, 24 October 2008

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In a final effort to sharpen up his presidential campaign, Republican Candidate John McCain has his volunteers working up and down the nation's highways in one final effort.

"Since I have little money left", stated the Arizona Senator, "In the middle of the night I get this great idea. Remember those old Burma Shave signs when you were young? Oh well, I do. I was only in my thirties and those signs were everywhere and everybody were talking about them. Here, come look at these."

OBAMA VOTERS
SOON YOU'LL SEE 'EM
ON A SHELF
IN A MUSEUM
-JOHN MCCAIN

"See, I just used the idea but switched it from 'Burma Shave' to 'John McCain'"

HIS PREACHER IS WRIGHT
WHO'D GIVE OBAMA A BOOST
WHILE HIS OWN CHICKENS
COME HOME TO ROOST
-JOHN MCCAIN

TO ALLOW THE TALIBAN
NOT TO RETURN AND ATTACK US
CHOOSE THE MAN WITH EXPERIENCE
WHO'S HAD MORE PRACTICE
-JOHN MCCAIN

"Wait! Wait. Check this one out."

O'S SOCIALIST POLICIES
ARE REALLY APPALLIN'
WE DON'T WANT A KRUSHCHEV
OR ANOTHER STALIN
-JOHN MCCAIN

"They'll be everywhere over the next few days! All the young people will love 'em and it'll bring a tear to the eye of the older folks. Yep. This right here should push me over the top. Hey there are more, where you going? I made these up myself!"

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