Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 23 October 2008

image for Books on Sex, Maracas, Lint, and Lady Godiva Open books in the new open book bin at The Open Book Bookstore

DOVER, Delaware - The Open Book Bookstore, a subsidiary of Barnes and Noble Books has just released a list of recently published books that are on their bookshelves right now

1. Yodeling and Why The Heck Anyone Would Want To Do It

2. The Planet Saturn And Reliable Reports That Many Scientists Are Now Doubting It's Existence

3. My Secret Life As An English Rugby Team Mascot

4. Lint And Why Exactly It Is So Important (With hundreds of illustrations)

5. Learning To Play The Maracas In Only Five Weeks

6. The Real Reason Why Salt Tastes Salty

7. Understanding The Reproductive System of Mulch (Caution: Explicit pictures - Keep away from children and immature adults)

8. Lady Godiva - A Frank Discussion With Frank Godiva, Her Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandson

9. Dozens of Really Good Reasons Why One Should Never Buy Underwear From A Pawn Shop No Matter How Good A Deal It Is

10. Raising Chickens From Scratch

11. The Lost Art of Competitive Kissing

12. The Buyers Guide To Mustard

13. The Illustrated Book Of Dots, Dashes, Periods, and Semi-Colons

14. The Trick To Using Crossword Puzzles as An Orgasm Enhancer

15. Sauerkraut and How It Has Saved Thousands of Marriages

16. The Speller's Guide to Correctly Spelling Commonly Misspelled Words Like, Brrrrr, Zzzzzz, and Hmmmmm

17. The Joyously Joyful Joys of Womanhood - From Do-It-Yourself Mamograms To How To Easily, Quickly, Safely, and Cheaply Remove Your Own Ovaries

18. The Happy Songbook of 6,000 Happy Ukranian Accordion Songs

19. The Do's and Don't of Crossbreeding Dogs With Guppies

20. Sarah Palin's Definitive Guide To Stalking, Shooting, Skinning, and Sauteing An Adult Moose (with drawings by Tina Fey)

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