Written by Skoob1999

Friday, 17 October 2008

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Hello American People.

I come here to challenge you.

I allege that you're not really very funny. You just think you are.

In reality you have very little concept of humour. You couldn't initiate a laugh in a farting contest.

You're just too insular.

Adam Sandler - not funny.
Chris Rock - not funny.
Eddie Murphy - execrable (see, we speak the language too)
George W Bush - frickin hysterical (I'll concede that one)
Sarah Palin - (not a patch on our Michael of Monty Python fame)

You really do need to try harder.

Groucho Marx (fantastic but sadly deceased)
WC Fields - ditto
Stan Laurel - was a Brit.

Come on you yanks, show us what you're made of ( other than wind and piss and devastating weaponry and shouting a lot)
We love you really.

Oh, sorry, Clerks and Clerks two, brilliant.

What the hell is a porch monkey?

Love from Arthur Pewty, UK

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