Neasden crime boss and international gangster Arthur Pewty, in an attempt to portray himself as a nice guy this morning agreed to list his favourite watering holes in all the world.
Here's what he had to say:
The Blind Beggar, Whitechapel, London
A nice friendly family orientated pub but full of cockneys.
The White Horse, Padiham, Burnley, Lancashire
I used to drink here a lot, lovely pub, full of absolute nutters.
Cafe De L'Opera, Ramblas, Barcelona
Slightly pricey but pure quality.
Chumley's, Bedford Street, Greenwich Village, New York City
Yo sup, pint of lager please mate. Banging.
Homeland Bar, Union Square, New York City,
Friendly, welcoming and overall top notch.
Bar 69, off Piazza Del Poppolo, Rome, Italy
They thought I was an Arsenal fan when me and Beryl popped in. Had to give them a chorus of Roma Roma Roma Core de sta citta, and then they loved us. Sarnies can get a bit dodgy late on, but the barmaids all look like Sophia Loren, not that I was paying attention, honestly Mrs Pewty.
Robin Hood, just outside city walls, York, UK
Free roast chicken, lovely people, Beryl's favourite.
The Brunswick, Piccadilly, Manchester
Quality, but not for the faint hearted.
Victoria Station Bar, Manchester
Good post match option.
Crooked House, somewhere near Birmingham, UK
Mind boggling. Seeing is believing.
Some bar in Dudley
Asian run bar, full of pimps and hookers, they treated me and Beryl to a KFC. Loved it.
Sports Bar, Haymarket, London, UK
Great for taking the piss out of sports freaks.
Running Horses, Erith, London, UK
They were really nice to my granddaughter Jahnine in here.
I am not a gangster.
More from Arthur Pewty as we get it.