Written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 16 October 2008

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I've just been reading an article in the paper where it states - and they're not ashamed of it - that forty eight percent of German men sit down to pee.

I mean, what's that all about?

Apparently the Germans think it's sophisticated to sit down for a piss. Well I'm very sorry Germany, but I think it's all a bit girly.

I mean' all well and good if you want to do number twos as well. That's practical, makes sense. But there's no way that dropping your kex to have a slash is sophisticated.

Time consuming certainly. I mean, think about it, if the good Lord had intended for us to sit down for a slash then he'd never have created bog seats that lift up.

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