Grandmother grabs McCain's microphone during a town meeting and says, "I'm terrified. Obama's an evil Muslim, he'll kill us all."
"Not true," McCain replies. "Barack Obama is a good man, and if he wins, you can be sure this country will be in good hands. All we've been saying is, it'll be in better hands if I win."
"But what about what Sarah's been saying?" The woman insists.
"Senator Obama is a good person." McCain turns his back to the woman and walks away. He hands the microphone to Joe Sixpack.
"Barack Obama is a terrorist, pals around with Bill Ayres, a known terrorist, and this morning I told my children to shoot any Obama canvasser who came around the house," Joe says, shaking with anger.
"Not true," McCain says calmly. "Senator Obama is not a terrorist. He's a good person. He'll be a good president. All we've been saying is that I will be a better president."
"Oh oh," Joe says.