Get through a single day without being nagged by women.
Go to work in a state of euphoria.
Walk past a bar and not wish you were in there.
Devise a foolproof way of denying your wife access to e-bay.
See a jet plane cruising by high in the sky and be grateful you're not on it.
Get somebody else to feed the cat/dog/iguana/whatever.
Find out that heaven is a female free zone.
Hope that somebody invents a remote control for women in your lifetime so that you can mute them.
Tell a joke that your wife actually gets without the benefit of a twenty minute explanation.
Cook a dinner for two without being constantly told where you went wrong.
* The author has six adult females in his life (wife and five daughters) To a great many people, being surrounded by beautiful women would seem like paradise. The author says - trust me, it ain't.