Written by Judge Retort

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

image for Flash back 150 Years> Utootaut Territory founded by Brothers Bringem Young and Bringem Rightaway Brothers Bringem Young and Bringem Rightaway arive aboard the mother ship

Utootaut Territory was founded back in 1838 by stalwart and upstanding brothers Bringem Young and Bringem Rightaway after too many inconvenient delays and hassles back in Illinois with the 24-hour marriage license ATM's.

They were soon joined by their many other brothers:

Bringem Today, Bringem Tomorrow, Bringem Ontheweekend, Bringem Allweeklong, Bringem Daily, Bringem Hourly, Bringem Inahurry, Bringem Continuously, Bringem Contiguously, Bringem Horizontally, Bringem Vertically, Bringem Diagonally, Bringem InzeroG, Bringem Afterbreakfast, Bringem Afterlunch, Bringem Afterwork, Bringem Aftersupper, Bringem New, Bringem Old Spankingnew, Bringem Fresh, Bringem Justweaned, Bringem Short, Bringem Tall, Bringem Fat, Bringem Small, Bringem Here, Bringem There, Bringem Upstairs, Bringem Downstairs, Bringem Both, Bringem Bythedozen, Bringem Bythetruckload, Bringem Withviagra, Bringem Willing, Bringem Able, Bringem Onthefloor, Bringem Onthetable, Bringem Withacousin, Bringem Withasistuh, Bringem Withaaunt, Bringem Withamothuh,Bringem Blond, Bringem Red, Bringem Living, Bringem Dead, Bringem Black, Bringem White, Bringem Loose, Bringem Tight, Bringem Clothed, Bringem Bare, Bringem Brave, Bringem Scared, Bringem Smart, Bringem Dumb, Bringem Bad, Bringem Fun, Bringem Dirty, Bringem Clean, Bringem Sheepish, Bringem Mean, Bringem High, Bringem Low, Bringem Drunk, Bringem Rolledindough, Bringem Back, Bringem Again, Bringem More, Bringem Wantsitagain, Bringem Early, Bringem Late, Bringem Now, Bringem Justcantwait! No he can't!

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