Judge Retort again with an exclusive White House press conference:
The Judge: "Mr. President! Mr. President! Rumor has it that yesterday's meeting between you, the Speaker of the House, and top lawmakers discussing if the BAILOUT can work, was contentious!"
The Pres: "Naw, it wasn't cont.. con.. co.. it wasn't uppity at all! I brought only one pistol and even made my secret service fellas leave theirs at the door. And Laura decorated the place all purty like, too!"
The Judge: "Mr. President, are you federal government employees really smart enough to solve the problem the financial institutions of Wall Street caused by their years of greed and foolishness?"
The Pres: "Well, Judge, that's a hurtful thing to hear. Now come on. Look at everything us federal government employees have solved! Uhh.. Uh.. We solved… Uh.. Uhhhh.. Hey, we solved totalitaria.. totali.. total.. thuggery in Iraq and Afghanistan and long time ago in Germany and Japan - at the same time! How's that?!"
( Unfortunately, by then the secret service concierge detachment had escorted the Judge out of the White House and right out of Washington.)