"I pledge, for the time being, allegiance, unless I change my mind later, to the flag of the United States Treasury, and to the Republic Democrat for which it stands: one world Nation under God [ or whoever or whatever alleves your guilt ] indivisible unless cheaper by the dozen, with Liberty to do whatever feels good and Justice for all who voted for the correct candidate (duh winnuh!), to be paid for by all them rich folk."
Written by Judge Retort
Tuesday, 7 October 2008
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