Written by TonyP4

Sunday, 5 October 2008

image for China, the new human right lover

Contrary to popular belief, it is a fact.

30 years ago, many Chinese died of starvation, did not have a roof over their head…Not anymore now. Are these the basic human rights?

Why you're lied to.

The media wants to create controversy to sell their stuffs.

The politician wants to establish common enemy, so you ignore more important problems that they cannot fix.

The offense companies have more reason to expand.

They assume their citizens cannot analyze.

Why US is human right violator.

How many human beings of the world we killed in last year by our offense?

How many citizens die of obesity as we encourage "good" food?

How many poor remain to be poor for generations due to our generous welfare system?

How many children to be killed every year due to our lack of gun control law?

It is not an issue as both political parties.

How long it takes for you to figure out who is behind with tons of dollar bills?

How many teenage mothers we encourage starting from the top politicians?

How many Indians stay in their reservation forever by providing them with no jobs but unlimited alcohol?

How we use up the world's oil and blame China who uses less than ¼ of ours per capita?

How we blame China for military expenditure while ours is 10 times theirs?

How we encourage our citizens to spend on credit and buy houses we cannot afford until the entire financial system fall?

When millions are donated to the politicians by special interest groups, how can they make unbiased decisions for their citizens?

The list is endless.

China has its own problems and we have our own. Let each work on her problems and we'll have a better world. In another words, your yardstick is good for your country but not mine.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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