Here's some of the classifieds which caught my eye:
Signed Beatles 'love me do' record - original pressing, perfect condition, signed by all the Beatles - not for sale.
U2 car for sale - Car formally owned by the 'U2' front man Bonno .make and model unknown. £32,000 or closest offer.
Radioactive fission for sale - suitable for weaponry, must be stored within at least six inches of lead, comes with carry case - around £120.
Holiday for sale - 'Centre Parks' holiday for sale for £70, excellent deal, self catering, must be prepared to share accommodation with my family.
Milk for sale - 45 pints of warm milk free to first caller - 01234 56789
WANTED - Russian passport will pay any price.
For sale - My car, my house, my furniture etc. 50k plus a free introduction to my friends and wife, plus a letter of recommendation to my ex-boss.
Intergloby Inc. - To collect your prize simply send your credit card details to this address:
London, E3 2YW
We look forward to hearing from you.