Written by Pointer

Saturday, 16 August 2008

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Dear P4YG,

As a lifelong Masochist who has bonded(literally and spiritually) with a fuckin' sick sadist for more years of marital bliss and blisters than either of our Catholic parents could manage, I would like to know if the SnM community has been able to whip and chain their way into the tight ass of this Presidential campaign? Wanton Political Pain

Dear WIPP,

You, my dear whipper snapper and your ball bustin' buddy have nothing to fear. Masochists4McCain have just the right wing cock...tail 4 your ass and his dick chainey. They promise all contributors to the Johnny McC Bataan march the following: Reagan dementia, Bush Sr economic ignorance and Baby Bush arrogance and inarticulation.

In case you happen to be of the Democratic persuasion, you may want to consider hooking up with the " Big B...O!" This coterie of Obama supporters stakes their very lives on Barack's rock hard positions until he dissolves into a totally different viewpoint. Masochists report that they love the embarrassment and humiliation that comes with defending indefensible hypocrisy. Sadists on the other hand get a kick out of the mind games this bait and switch allows them.

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