Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

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Thespoof.com has been remiss over the years for not acknowledging some of our more flagrant errors in reporting:

* Mrs. Churchill did not have iron curtains

* Truman beat Dewey by two lengths in the 5th at Pimlico

* Eisenhower did not invent the light weight jacket. He was in fact the developer of Eisen hower glass.

* Reagan did not succeed Eisenhower. In fact, he did not succeed at all!

* Nixon was Eisenhower's bootblack and he did steal the polish but not the brush.

* Kennedy did not have PTSD 109

* He did have Marilyn Monroe in the Rose Garden with a candlestick.

* LBJ did not assassinate JFK but only because he could not by a vowel.

* The Viet Nam War was won by nobody.

* Hubert Horatio Humphrey did not lose the election because newspapers did not have enough "H's"

* Ronald Wilson Reagan does equal 666 in Hebrew gematria but he did not succeed as the Anti-Christ.

* Dan Quayle would not escape assassination by a future Vice President who instead would shoot his best friend in the face.

* George HW Bush did not pick Dan Quayle as his VP because he finally found "a young feller stupider than my boy George!"

* Dan Quayle is way smarter than boy George

* The British Boy George is way smarter than Dan Quayle and Papa Bush's now banished son.

* Clinton did not say: "The economy, stupid!"

* Clinton did say:" If I don't get more sex something really bad is going to happen!"

* When Clinton did not get more sex, it was not the economy that got stupid.

Thespoof.com promises to make less outrageous mistakes or at least to correct them in a more timely fashion. We realize that we have only accounted for a small portion of our goof ups but promise in future editions to account for every last spoofuckup, scout's honor!

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