Written by Scribe 1

Sunday, 6 June 2004

image for Begging Idiots. Idiots Falling in Love with Christians and Rejecting Pagans. Picture shown of Idiots and Their Christian Lovers. Pagan picture too Gross to be Shown.

You can beg an idiot for a lot but remember, you must never harm the idiot. The senses react to pain.

Now, if you were to provide honey to an idiot, that idiot might be sufficiently attracted to remaining a fool!

Take the male and female specie. The thing that seems to keep the biped acting nicely and welcoming is friendship, kindness, telling the truth, not harming the female. Also, a woman likes flowers, Godiver Chocolate, regular meals, light, warmth, regular baths, get me?

Female biped dislikes lying, cheating, scheming, harmful lies, and so forth.

She loves to be hugged. She loves poetry, she does not like Pagans. She loves Christians.

So, if you want a female fool, treat her well. Tell her the truth. Write her beautiful poetry. Send her flowers. A few hundred dollars would be good. Thousands would be better. That's what Janet Jackson told this SPOOF writer.

Since this writer is a neuter gender, this writer cold not necessarily relate.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Begging, Honey, Pagans
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