Pope to go down under: What's new?!
Bush Presidency: Please a Courtesy Flush!
John McCain Tells Obama:" I knew Frederick Douglass and you are no what's his name!"
A-Rod's Madonna's Kabbalah!
Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac: Bush's inbred cousins
For a good time, move to another country!
Karl Rove named Gitmo Social Director
Bush to pardon his own sorry ass!
London's Metro goes dry...NYC's subway bans loose joints
Bush finds WMD's... in his domestic policies
Horse Racing Kills!
Stop! You're Killing Me!!!!
Get dad a Hummer For dad's day- 333-3333
Give Mom a break from dad- 333-3333
Since you've been such a good son...333-3333
Gay Marriage causes Lesbian Daughters
Lesbian Daughters Cause Gay Marriage
Tautology causes Inanity