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Thursday, 3 July 2008


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Horoscope with guest Astrologer Antony Worrall Thompson.

A very difficult two and a half years is coming to an end as of next week. There have been many hard lessons learnt and you must be feeling tired and drained. Starting with the parking ticket way back in July 2005 , and culminating in being placed on the Sex Offenders Register in October 2007, these have been desperate times. However, with Saturn now on your side, things will change for the better.

Beware, please don't let your upturn in fortunes adversely affect your health. The tendency will be for you to blow caution to the wind and live it up, but remember, your restraining order doesn't allow you to travel within the M25 , so limit your social activities to the Home Counties.

As we get closer to the December holiday be prepared to make some changes in the way you deal with others, especially close family members. It would also be a good idea to check your brake cylinders, possibly as early as next Tuesday.

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