Written by matwil

Friday, 20 June 2008

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As a record numbers of 16 to 19 year-olds are staying on in education in England, here are some of the latest courses they can do:

  • Learning to switch on your computer
  • Introductory Beano reading
  • Sandwich eating for beginners
  • Throwing scrumpled-up paper across the room into the bin
  • Advanced nose picking
  • Giggling uncontrollably at lunch time
  • Learning to write in 32 easy lessons
  • Paper plane building
  • Spending one day without constantly listening to music on headphones management
  • Analysis and design of methods of holding mobile phones
  • Brewing and distilling and consuming alcohol
  • Acne therapy
  • Advanced laughing at people with the wrong designer labels

These and other courses are all available at the Hertford College of Lack of Education.

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