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Wednesday, 18 June 2008


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The TheSpoof.com political analyst, Cora Uption, discusses the similarities and the differences between McCain and Bush:

1) Abortion- Neither one wants one, needs one, though their mammies remain undecided.

2) War in Iraq- Both wanted one, one to outdo his daddy, the other to outdo his daddy, oops, that's the same, isn't it?

3) Tax cuts for the Rich- One wanted them all along, the other wants them now for his filthy rich second wife.

4) Judges- Both...poorly...

5) Diplomacy- None

6) Social Security- Private savings accounts for people with no money...

7) Immigration- Despite widespread approval in the polls, both refuse to move to other countries!

8)Guantanamo detainees- One wants them tortured in Cuba the other wants them imprisoned with tax cheats at Leavenworth...six of one...

9)Same sex marriage- Both wives have suggested it regularly...

10) Healthcare- Less

11) Medicare- even lesser

12) Trade- Both for a pile of money and a democratic draft pick to be named Obama

13) Wiretapping- Yes!

14) Executive Powers- OOHHH! YES!!!

15) Climate Change- Little would...

16) Energy- He'll be 71...

17) Oil- Texas T; Castor

18) Interrogation tactics- Bush uses all the ways his father found out he was a junkie eg waterboarding,bloodtesting, simple observation etc; McBush has checked out of the Hanoi Hilton for good!

19) Arms Control- Bush is still fighting the cold war; McBush want to end the cold war...

20) Firmness on the domestic front- Laura won't let it be tested; they don't call him McCialis for nothing!

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