Tuesday, 17 June 2008

1.) Drugs are insanely cool. Teens can jump start their popularity status by just injecting a couple of heroin shots-it's just that easy. Try mixing different hardcore drugs to get stronger effects; plus the higher you get, the cooler you become.

2.) Drugs are sexy. The only guys I even consider dating have a sexy, hot meth mouth. There is nothing I like more in a guy then seeing those handsome, decaying molars, and the only way to get them is through that hot meth habit.

3.) Drugs give you the edge in school. All the top students in my school are on some kind of hardcore drug; from heroin to crack. Drugs have become the gateway to new learning, developing brain functions, and strengthening the teenage mind.

4.) Learning to drive while high. Learning to drive for that special Driver's License can be one of the coolest experiences for a teenager; but quadruple that fun when you drive high.

5.) The Ultimate High gives you an experience like no other and the effects on your brain will last a lifetime. To achieve the Ultimate High one must simultaneously snort, inject, and drink a mixture of the "Hardcore Drink": an alcohol, meth, cocaine, crack, heroin, opiate, ecstasy smoothie; yummy! Then the never-ending party in your brain begins.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Drugs, heroin, Teens
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