Written by Susie Q

Sunday, 8 June 2008

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Here is the unofficial list of the top ten worst movies ever made. Take heed of this list for had I known, I wouldn't have bothered watching this shit in the first place.

10. Zombie Honeymoon (I should have known better)
09. Anything with Hugh Grant (he's just awful)
08. Blair Witch Project (unashamedly crap)
07. House of the Dead (the game had better acting)
06. Waterworld (this needs NO explanation)
05. The Bodyguard (seeing a pattern here?)
04. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (really! You don't get it?)
03. The Postman (c'mon Costner sucks ass!)
02. Daredevil (What! A blind Superhero! Fuck off!)
01. Anything with sub-titles (if I wanted to read, I'd get a book)

There ya have it folks, take notice of this list or the consequences could be DIRE! FOR YOUR EYES!

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