Written by Sophie Jayne

Tuesday, 3 June 2008

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Over and over again I have reported that Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, or Radders as he has come to be known, has set up new businesses or projects in the hope of creating quick cash. There was his perfume and deodorant range, his magic mushroom farm and his highly popular Bikinis for men! But now I finally think he has hit on something, Dan is opening his own self help classes for those people who find it impossible to cry.

As somebody who has not cried for the last year, even when reading the last Harry Potter book and Fred/Hedwig/Dobby/Moody/Tonks/Lupin died and as someone who had to lie to everyone and pretend that they cried their eyes out so not to look like a bad person, I can understand where Radders is coming from with this one. I love to cry and I have heard that not crying is extremely bad as all the pain builds up inside of you and before time you will have a breakdown, therefore I took it upon myself to attend one of these so called classes.

I walked into the classes to see Daniel on floor uncontrollably balling his eye balls out while others watched on in horror. I left then, he maybe be the fittest guy alive but nobody likes a sissy.

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