Written by matwil

Sunday, 1 June 2008

image for Tony Blair's Latest Speech In Full 'Um, er, well, ah ....'

'Um, haha, well, you see, giggle, OK, er, well. What I mean is, um, ya know, is, well, it's like, how can I put it, sort of, well, it's OK. I mean, look, it's, um, giggle giggle, um, er, ha ha, yes.

So you see, uh, OK, you see that, well, uh, well you see it's, er, a kind of, um, kind of thing that, er, seems OK. And that's all I, well, have, I suppose, to, er, say, on the, uh, the subject.'

Cherie Blair had her own speech to make, though, and this is what she said: 'Tony, I should put you in some sort of home, you're going mad!'

And, she added, to this reporter: 'That'll be £13,000 in legal fees please.'

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